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The second largest city in America remains without an
NFL franchise for its 13th straight year since the Rams
moved to St. Louis and the Raiders moved to San Quentin.
The Top 15 Reasons Los Angeles Still
Has No Professional Football Team
15> Their people *still* haven't called the NFL's people.
14> Although it remains vacant, Tampax Field is ready for
immediate occupancy.
13> Can't find an NFL player who is married to a Spice Girl.
12> O.J. Simpson's ownership bid is still pending.
11> The Rams didn't actually move; the combination of smog
and heat melted the team.
10> Crips v. Bloods is much more interesting.
9> Lindsay Lohan drove off with the team.
8> Concession stand trainees still can't get the maple lattes
to foam properly.
7> Church of Scientology has exclusive rights to development
of rabid, incoherent fan bases in greater Los Angeles area
until 2015.
6> Traffic jams just now easing from last NFL game there.
5> Impossible to fatten up offensive linemen on temaki sushi
and wheatgrass juice.
4> "Your Los Angeles Frappuccinos!" just doesn't have the right
feel to it.
3> Hard to compete when USC doesn't have a salary cap.
2> Paris Hilton can't make room on her schedule to entertain
another professional sports team.
And the Number 1 Reason Los
Angeles Still Has No Professional Football Team...
1> Because Mr. Spielberg doesn't care for it.
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